SCENE: Last night, at dinner
Ashley: Mommy. I have a really, really good question for you.
Me: What is it?
Ashley: If my friend Brian only speaks Spanish, then why doesn't he live in China?
Me: Um...
Ashley: Oh, Mommy! I have another really, really good question for you.
Me: Okay.
Ashley: Why do they call peas "peas"? That's kind of a gross name.
Me: Yeah.
(Still trying to figure out the first question. Also - am I bad mom since I have no clue who Brian is?)
4 comments:
I love that Brian only speaks Spanish and lives in China. Brian is the coolest...well, Ashley is the coolest and Brian is just cool because they are friends. Cool by association. :)
Re-read, and Brian NEEDS to move to CHINA pronto!!! :D
If I could answer half the questions my kids ask me, they would be beating down my door with my Mensa acceptance.
hahaha!! Brian sounds very diverse!!
I had a student one year who told me he knew Spanish (his older sister was taking Spanish so I thought maybe he DID know some that he'd learned from her.) Well, he just started talking English in a bad Chinese accent... We could NOT keep a straight face! ha!
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