I called Scott the other day on my way home from work.
Me: Hey, what are you making for dinner tonight?
Me: Ay yi yi yi yi yi yi! Awesome.
Scott: Were you just being Mexican or Indian?
Me: Uh, I am celebrating fajitas. Clearly I am being Mexican.
Scott: Well, it sounded Indian.
Me: What!? That was totally Mexican. Now if I was being Indian, I would have said Yi yi yi yi yi! See the subtle difference? One begins with an A and the other begins with a Y.
Scott: There is no Y in the Indian alphabet.
Me: Don't question my Indian knowledge, I am an expert on it.
Scott: Name two Indian tribes other than the Omaha and the Cherokee.
Me: That's easy - the Sioux and the Blackhawks.
Scott: One of those is a hockey team.
Me: Oh. Well, anyways, fajitas sound good.
I think I need to work on my culture awareness skills. And also my accents.