Now, let's just say, that hypothetically speaking, your daughter is supposed to start kindergarten in a few weeks.
And let's just say that, hypothetically, of course, the list of school supplies sent out by such kindergarten lists a "nap mat" as a required item.
Where would you go to buy said nap mat? At Target? What aisle would you go to? Bedding, back-to-school, some unknown-to-me-before-now "nap mat department"?
Because I have no idea (a) what a nap mat is; nor (b) where to find one.
Also, do they make them in adult sizes? Because a nap mat sounds really nice for work.
P.S. Do they make nap mats with restraints? Or built-in ambien? Because this child hasn't napped since 2007. Good luck, kindergarten. You're gonna need it.