I have a cold. I do not like being sick.
Especially when all the kids are sick, too. They keep waking up at night. And asking me for stuff.
My house is a total mess.
And my husband is busy digging massive trenches throughout our backyard. (Don't ask.)
And somebody ate the last orange creamsicle. Yeah, maybe it was me, what's it to ya.
I need some ginger ale and a cracker. And a mommy. Actually, two mommies. One for me, and a spare for the kids. And maybe a third one to clean the house. Anyone for hire?