Sunday, May 15, 2011

Ashley-isms

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The things this child says...

At her soccer game on Saturday, she spied a candy bar wrapper on the ground and picked it up.

Me:  Ashley, put that down, it's trash.

Ashley:  NO, Mommy.  I have to pick it up if I want to save the world.

Me:  Don't worry about it, the world will be fine.

Ashley:  NO, Mommy.  If I don't pick it up, the world will esplote.

Then, at dinner the other night:

Scott:  Ash, do you want more pasta?

Ashley:  Daddy. You know I'm not a pasta girl.  I'm a pizza girl.

And after soccer today:

Me:  Did you have fun?

Ashley:  Yes, but there was this one boy who said I touched the ball with my hand and I didn't touch the ball with my hand and he kept saying "You touched it! You touched it!" and I didn't.

Me:  Well, he doesn't sound very nice.

Ashley:  Yes, I think he was a spoiled rat.

I could go on and on.  I think 5 years old is my favorite age so far.  :-)




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12 comments:

Holly Ann said...

Haha! So cute! My most recent tweet was this quote from my 3 y/o son: "Chuck E. Cheese is not a birthday cake. He is a mouse." Gee, thanks for the clarification on that one Ky. lol

Jenner said...

Eeeeee! First off, Ashley is so gorgeous! Ever age my daughter has been at I have declared to be my favorite but now you are making me look forward to what is to come!

Marcia (123 blog) said...

Ashley is gorgeous! And so, so cute :)

Nicole said...

That's so cute!!!!

Dolli-Mama said...

So funny! Love the things that kids say!

Lindsay said...

My 4 year old keeps picking up random trash and when I tell her "EW that's gross put it down!" she gives me a guilt trip about how littering is bad for the earth. Then I let her throw it away. It's really quite cute.

Kmama said...

Haha! I love the "spoiled rat." Thanks for the smile!

wonderchris said...

She ROCKS!

gringationcancun said...

spoiled rat? HARSH!!

I think it's awesome that she picks up trash :)

Jen said...

Hayden when thought a phase where he was all about saving the earth. I will spare you the details of how much dirty trash I found hidden in his room.

Katherine said...

5 is a great age. I need to write down all the things my boy said when he was 5. They were much nicer than the things he is saying now that he is almost 9.

Liz said...

Oooh, a spoiled rat!

She's one tough broad, Megan!