Friday, April 1, 2011

Little Things That Make Me Stupid Excited: April 2011 Edition

It's the 1st of the month!  And you know what that means.  It's time to get STUPID excited!!!!

For those of you new to my blog, "Little Things That Make Me Stupid Excited" is a feature I post on the first day of each month. It's like Oprah's Favorite things - if Oprah was really cheap. And loved to shop at Kohl's.

Now, let me make clear that I am not hawking or reviewing products here. Nobody's paying me or providing me with anything. LTTMMSE is just a little outlet for me to exclaim over and dissect little materialistic things that make me ridiculously excited. Sidenote: It doesn't take much, people.

Grab the button below and link on up in the comments if you want to make your own list! I'd love to read what makes you STUPID excited too!! And if you'd like to see my past lists, they're all linked up on my LTTMMSE page.

Little Things That Make Me Stupid Excited

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I've got *TEN* stupid exciting things for the month of April!  Let's get started, shall we?

*One*


The Shake Weight

Now, I don't actually own one of these.  But I tooooooooootally want to get one.  You know, it actually reminds me of something, but I'm not sure what...I can't quite put my finger on it.    Oh well, maybe I'll figure it out once I order it.

*Two*

The Zaky Hand Pillow

This is genius! A pillow in the shape of hands to hold your baby!  If only I had one of these when my kids were babies. I could have had both hands free to hold a cocktail and a cigarette!  I always miss out on all the good stuff.

*Three*

Placenta Shampoo

Now, I wish I could take credit for this one, but one of my best friends (who is also named Megan) happened to find this one.  It's shampoo...with placenta parts in it!  I know this will make my hair super soft and shiny...and maybe a little slippery too.  Watch out for chunks though - you don't want to clog your drain!

*Four*

Pajama Jeans

Honestly?  They had me at pajamas.

*Five*

Charlie Sheen

Hands off, ladies.  He's all mine.
  
*Six*

Swimsuit Shopping

Oh my God, I can't WAIT to get out to the stores to try on some new swim suits for the summer.  I'm thinking this year I might go with a hot pink bikini.  That would look awesome with the twinskin.

*Seven*


Rebecca Black and "Friday"

Now, I have to admit, just a few days ago I had no idea who Rebecca Black was.  I KNOW!  Soooo embarrassing.  But trust me, now I know who she is.  I know who she is on Friday, I'll know who she is on Saturday, and I'll know who she is on all the days that come afterwards.  Unless I'm too busy partyin'.
 
*Eight*

Crocs

Thank God it's almost summer, because my feet have been itching to get into some Crocs.  And I mean that literally...I hear Crocs will let them breathe.

*Nine*

Bigfoot Garden Yeti Statue

Speaking of summer, I cannot wait to spruce up my backyard for summer BBQ time.  And I think this Bigfoot statue will add just the perfect touch, don't you?  Charming, whimsical, bronzy - no backyard should be without one.  And it's only $115 at SkyMall!  What a deal!

*Ten*

Ensure "Shakes"

Ooh, yummy.  I had to drink a bunch of these when I was pregnant with the twins to keep my protein levels up, and boy do I miss them.  You know what they say...an Ensure a day keeps the babies in play.  Or whatever.

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And that's it for this month, folks!  Hope you enjoyed the April edition of LTTMMSE!

And if you haven't figured it out by now, APRIL FOOL'S!!!   I'm not really stupid excited about this month's stuff.  (Except for the pajama jeans.  But don't tell anyone that.)
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17 comments:

Salt in Suburbia said...

Bigfoot is my favorite

Rochelle@AFamilyofLooneys said...

I was thinking "Ok Megan has lost her mind today. Her kids have made her crazy Lmbo". I love your description of the placenta shampoo. I bet it would be really slick and nasty.
You got me girl. Happy April Fool's to you.

Jen said...

Ok, don't feel bad b/c I had to Google Ms Black. I had no idea who she was.

I too love crocs!

And that shake weight, I have no words.

Christina said...

I was like really? Really? ;)
Im gonna try and find some time today to do a Stupid excited too. =) I'll link back if I do!!

sara said...

I'm pretty sure I just threw up in my mouth a little at the placenta shampoo....blech!

Katherine said...

Once again, hilarious. I have to say though, the shake weight? Now that's tempting. Ha.

Dani Hampton said...

I was getting a little worried that my friend Megan had lost her mind! Then again it really took me a long time to figure out why LinkedIn kept telling me I might know Earnest Hemingway and Robin Hood and that I should try to connect with them. Happy April Fools!

Amber said...

OMG girl you crack me UP!!!! Loved it. Every minute of it. Okay the placenta shampoo I vomed in my mouth a bit----but the bigfoot statue might have a nice touch. HA!
Oh! I'm at the "Ensure" stage of twin pregnancy. Blahhh.

wonderchris said...

It took me up to Charlie Sheen to realize this was an April Fools. I'm quick like that! :)

Another great LTTMMSE!!

gringationcancun said...

I was concerned for your mental stability when I saw the hand pillow, then I suspected april fools when I saw the placenta shampoo hahaha

Partyin, partyin (yeah)

Kristy said...

Thank you for the laugh!

MandyE (Twin Trials and Triumphs) said...

GREAT.ONE!!! I have to tell you, I laughed out loud at the twinskin comment. Ditto...ugh...

:)

Liz said...

Placenta shampoo? I don't want to even think about who came up with that idea or where they are getting placenta parts to use in production.

kellemel said...

I think Charlie Sheen and the hot pink bikini gave it away for me.... :) Love it!

championm2000 said...

Loved. it. Thanks for a much-needed laugh!

Brandy@YDK said...

Hilarious. I loves the April fools edition. I get the Friday song all stuck up in my head

Barbara Manatee said...

ha! too funny! That hand for the baby is just creepy (as is Charlie Sheen).

I've never even tried on a pair of Crocs but I have a student that has probably 15 pairs of them and her shoes match her shirt every day.


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