For those of you new to my blog, "Little Things That Make Me Stupid Excited" is a feature I post on the first day of each month. It's like Oprah's Favorite things - if Oprah was really cheap. And loved to shop at Kohl's.
Now, let me make clear that I am not hawking or reviewing products here. Nobody's paying me or providing me with anything. LTTMMSE is just a little outlet for me to exclaim over and dissect little materialistic things that make me ridiculously excited. Sidenote: It doesn't take much, people.
Grab the button below and link on up in the comments if you want to make your own list! I'd love to read what makes you STUPID excited too!! And if you'd like to see my past lists, they're all linked up on my LTTMMSE page.
Little Things That Make Me Stupid Excited
I've got *TEN* stupid exciting things for the month of April! Let's get started, shall we?
The Shake Weight
Now, I don't actually own one of these. But I tooooooooootally want to get one. You know, it actually reminds me of something, but I'm not sure what...I can't quite put my finger on it. Oh well, maybe I'll figure it out once I order it.
The Zaky Hand Pillow
This is genius! A pillow in the shape of hands to hold your baby! If only I had one of these when my kids were babies. I could have had both hands free to hold a cocktail and a cigarette! I always miss out on all the good stuff.
Now, I wish I could take credit for this one, but one of my best friends (who is also named Megan) happened to find this one. It's shampoo...with placenta parts in it! I know this will make my hair super soft and shiny...and maybe a little slippery too. Watch out for chunks though - you don't want to clog your drain!
Honestly? They had me at pajamas.
Hands off, ladies. He's all mine.
Oh my God, I can't WAIT to get out to the stores to try on some new swim suits for the summer. I'm thinking this year I might go with a hot pink bikini. That would look awesome with the twinskin.
Rebecca Black and "Friday"
Now, I have to admit, just a few days ago I had no idea who Rebecca Black was. I KNOW! Soooo embarrassing. But trust me, now I know who she is. I know who she is on Friday, I'll know who she is on Saturday, and I'll know who she is on all the days that come afterwards. Unless I'm too busy partyin'.
Thank God it's almost summer, because my feet have been itching to get into some Crocs. And I mean that literally...I hear Crocs will let them breathe.
Bigfoot Garden Yeti Statue
Speaking of summer, I cannot wait to spruce up my backyard for summer BBQ time. And I think this Bigfoot statue will add just the perfect touch, don't you? Charming, whimsical, bronzy - no backyard should be without one. And it's only $115 at SkyMall! What a deal!
Ooh, yummy. I had to drink a bunch of these when I was pregnant with the twins to keep my protein levels up, and boy do I miss them. You know what they say...an Ensure a day keeps the babies in play. Or whatever.
And that's it for this month, folks! Hope you enjoyed the April edition of LTTMMSE!
And if you haven't figured it out by now, APRIL FOOL'S!!! I'm not really stupid excited about this month's stuff. (Except for the pajama jeans. But don't tell anyone that.)