I think I need some spice in my life.
Not cajun fire spice, or anything like that.
Just a dash of tarragon. Or maybe some lemon pepper. Or some cilantro.
I'm feeling a little bland. A little blah. A little boring.
What do you all do for yourselves when you need a little sass in your step? What do you suggest I do? Keep in mind that I have a husband, 3 children aged 5 and under, a job that requires me to bill at least 35 hours per week, and limited cash. (Scott put me on a budget after one too many $100+ trips to Target. Boo. Hiss.)
Speaking of Target, I got a little sassy there the other night, which as indicated by this post, is highly unlike me. See - I wanted to try on some clothes in the dressing room, but I had eight items to bring with me, which is over the Target allotted amount of six. The place was deserted - it was just me and the dressing room girl. So when she told me I had to put two items back? I said no. In fact, I might have even said "That's ridiculous." And then she told me that it was the rule, and I had to follow the rule.
So I made her call her manager. The manager said, "Yup, six items is the rule."
So I made that manager call her manager. Who finally let me do it.
Then I felt really bitchy and guilty afterwards. Because that's how I roll.
You see? This is all the excitement I have in my life. Throw-downs at the Target dressing room.
I definitely need some spice.
Maybe some cinnamon. Yeah, definitely cinnamon.