Me: Hmmm. That is intriguing.
Scott: What's intriguing?
Me:. On my poll of the week, two people have said they would want a Pegasus if they could have a mythical creature for a pet. But only one person wants a unicorn/pegasus.
Scott: Why's that weird?
Me: Well, wouldn't everyone want a unicorn/pegasus? Two for the price of one.
Scott: Because a pegasus can fly around. A unicorn just has a horn.
Me: But a unicorn/pegasus has wings AND a horn. That's awesome.
Scott: Don't you think a unicorn is a little, um..."fancy"?
Me: No way. The horn could totally be used as a weapon, which makes the unicorn/pegasus a much manlier choice than just the pegasus alone.
Scott: That would be the fanciest weapon ever.
Me: Did we really just have that conversation?
Scott: Yes, I think we did.
And that is why we are married to each other.