We gathered at our old standby, Old Chicago, primarily so we could again partake in the "Big Cookie."
"We'll take two of the pizza-sized cookies, please."
While munching away on said Big Cookie, we got into a heated discussion about the sexual orientation of Jake Gyllenhaal.
The five of us were split down the middle. Two of us on the gay side, two of us on the straight side, and one of us undecided (or you could say, bi-opinionated).
Indignant responses followed.
"He is not gay. He dated Reese Witherspoon!"
My other friend chimed in, "Yes, but Reese was just his beard."
Then there was a bit of confusion as some of our group thought Jake was gay because he had grown a beard.
Gay lingo was explained and then we got back to business.
Declarations of Jake's femininity vs. manliness were made. Fists were pounded on the table. Internet searches via smart phone were conducted.
And then we came to a conclusion we could all agree on.
Who cares. He's even yummier than the Big Cookie.