Monday, October 18, 2010
Pillow Talk: A Devastating Revelation
October 17, 2010
Scott & Megan's Bedroom
All is quiet, when out of nowhere a voice pipes up in the darkness...
Me: Did you have fun at lunch today?
Me: How's Jeremy doing?
Me: Did you talk about anything interesting?
Scott: We talked about Hawaii.
Me: Oh yeah?
Scott: Jeremy said he would never go to Hawaii because of the Brady Bunch.
Scott: Something about a tarantula and the Brady Bunch.
Me: Ah, yes. The tarantula on Peter's chest when he was sleeping. That was scary as shite.
Me: The tarantula. And Greg almost dying in the surfing contest! Because of that Hawaiian tiki thing. You gotta be careful of those.
Scott: I've never seen that episode.
Scott: I only remember one episode of the Brady Bunch. When the dad got trapped in the building.
Scott: On the reunion episode.
How I married a man that has (i) never seen the Hawaiian episode of the Brady Bunch, and (ii) only remembers a reunion episode of the Brady Bunch, is completely beyond me.
What about Davy Jones, Scott?
What about Marcia Marcia Marcia, Scott?
What about Pork Chops and Applesauce, Scott?
What about When It's Time to Change You've Got to Rearrange, Scott?
I feel like my whole world is falling down around me. Thank goodness he's at least seen every episode of Saved by the Bell.
Right, Scott? RIGHT!?!? Wait...don't tell me. I don't want to know.
And the moral of the story is... Beware of pillow talk, people. You never know what you might find out about your loved ones. Also, keep an eye out for tarantulas. Just in case.