Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Yo Summer is So Hot

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This summer is H-O-T.

It is so hot, it's like going tanning in the Sahara Desert with a space heater.

It is so hot, it's like Robert Pattinson baking cookies wrapped in a snuggie.

It is so hot, it's like eating jalapeno poppers while blow drying your hair in a volcano.

 It is so hot, it's like starting a fire in a sauna and roasting cajun wings over it.

It is so hot, it's like sitting in a hot tub in a giant microwave set to power level 10.

It is so hot, it's like Satan was relieved he went with budget billing for his air conditioning bill.

It is so hot, it's like having a fever while blowing glass at a chili cook-off.

It is so hot, I cannot think about anything to blog about except for
how freaking H-O-T it is.


Dear Lord, please let the heat index drop below 100 degrees. My brain is starting to melt. And clearly I don't have that much of it left to begin with. Amen.

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18 comments:

Jenny said...

Here too, Megan! It's terrible! You can distract yourself and visit the Southern Institute and enter a bunch of giveaways! Maybe that will help. The heat index is supposed to be 106 tomorrow in Nashville. UGH!

Catherine said...

Hot here. By the way, I love your temperature gauge. Where did you find it?

Kmama said...

We've had heat (in the high 80's), but it's the humidity that is KILLING me.

Tractor Mom said...

Just remember that fall is around the corner!

Come be when you can...

www.frugaltractormom.blogspot.com

BranderPaul said...

You are the best writer EVER. Want to come work for us?? :) Love it :) Sorry about Friday.. the kid has not been cooperating the last few days--one more week until 2nd tri!! woohoo! :) See you soon!

Agnes said...

I know... thank goodness for air conditioners.

wonderchris said...

Sending you virtual popsicles and ice cubes....so you can eat them, or bathe in them - whatever helps you get cooler faster.

Bethany @ Organic Enchilada said...

Cute thermometer! Not that you wanted to hear that.

And I think I'd take heat over cold any day. We have a solid six months of snow coming up faster than I'd like, so I'm ok with the heat. We're only in the nineties though...

Fall is coming!

Big Momma said...

It is so absurdly hot here too. We were spoiled at the beginning of the season with a "mild summer" (oh goodness, high of 96 is mild?) but we're firmly in the triple digits with lots of humidity and it's driving me crazy! I can't wait for fall. : )

--Alex

Brooke G. said...

DITTO, love it girl :D

liz said...

Wow, I am truly impressed with all the heat comparisons! SO impressed that I pretty much forgot how it's so damn hot.

Rebecca said...

Yo...this is the best one...so inventive!

it's like having a fever while blowing glass at a chili cook-off.

Go grab a beer and chill out!!!!

Jen said...

Girl, I hear so. I am so sick and tired of sweating, especially the boob sweat, its not even funny.

gringationcancun said...

RPat in a snuggie HAHAHAHA

MandyE (Twin Trials and Triumphs) said...

I grew up in Sweet Home Alabama, and I do love me some hotness...but something about hotness is much less appealing when you have two little hot water bottles who sweat like crazy, and to whom sticky sunscreen should probably be applied for even a quick trip to the mailbox. Yeah, we're staying inside until Halloween.

Love the post! :)

Christina said...

Doesn't it suck? I hate it. I really hate summer....its been above 100 for the past few days, last week...heat advisories 3 solid days now.

Sadia said...

At least we have air conditioning! I feel awful for the Russians.

It rained today. The rain brought the temperature down to 96 degrees. The walk to my car was ... well, let's just say I was in dire need of a shower.

Krista said...

So...whaddya sayin?