Friday, July 30, 2010

C is for Jake Gyllenhaal and That's Good Enough for Me

Last night, I escaped my children yet again and headed out with my girlfriends for a night of Thursday Therapy (f/k/a "Book Club").

We gathered at our old standby, Old Chicago, primarily so we could again partake in the "Big Cookie."

"We'll take two of the pizza-sized cookies, please."

While munching away on said Big Cookie, we got into a heated discussion about the sexual orientation of Jake Gyllenhaal.

The five of us were split down the middle.  Two of us on the gay side, two of us on the straight side, and one of us undecided (or you could say, bi-opinionated).

"He is gay, I am telling you," I confidently stated.  "I read it on e! online."

Indignant responses followed.  

"He is not gay.  He dated Reese Witherspoon!"

My other friend chimed in, "Yes, but Reese was just his beard."

Then there was a bit of confusion as some of our group thought Jake was gay because he had grown a beard.

Gay lingo was explained and then we got back to business.

Declarations of Jake's femininity vs. manliness were made.  Fists were pounded on the table.  Internet searches via smart phone were conducted.

And then we came to a conclusion we could all agree on.

Who cares.  He's even yummier than the Big Cookie.



Brooke G. said...

I really would like to believe that he is STRAIGHT because.... well, the yummy factor and all. Is he not the cutest guy?!?!

Brandy said...

i love jake. forever and always. that is all.

Gringation Cancun said...

Straight! *pounds fist on table*

blueviolet said...

Why must people pick on Jake? Can't they see something so delicious ought not be messed with?

wonderchris said...



Scott said...

Yummy? Come on… have you seen my six pack lately? Seriously, I left a six pack of Heineken in the frige. Have you seen it?

Anonymous said...

In the B & W he looks like a younger version of George Clooney.

The picture at the top says: "You will never know guys! It is my secret."

So I go with the "Who cares!"

Bethany @ Organic Enchilada said...

He IS hot. But I have to go with Ryan Reynolds for my "Skinny boy with charming smile" crush.

Anna said...

Well, when him and talked last night, he was super sad that you all didnt know his sexual orientation. I did my best to make him feel better.

Liz said...

They dated too long for her to be his beard! And I wanted to mention that if there was a cookie like that around us, that would be our thursday night date night treat!

criticalcrass said...


he's got great hands. (that's not why i say he's straight, i just happen to think his hands are beautiful.)

Anonymous said...

True that! Who cares cause I know I'LL never sleep with him!

Regina said...

I think hot-ness like that does not need to be assigned an orientation - regardless, he's super hot.