I need to update on Psychic Dave. And how I think he gets his psychic powers either through people's toes or his dog's excessive licking issues. Trust me - it will all be in the recap.
But first I need to tell you a story about my car.
Last week I had to drive down to Kansas City to give a presentation on legal stuff.
It was super exciting. (Not).
On the drive back up to Nebraska, a warning light on my dashboard lit up.
I picked up my cell phone and called Scott. (Sorry, Oprah).
Me: Hey, a warning light just popped up on my dashboard.
Scott: What does it say?
Me: It doesn't say anything. It's a picture.
Scott: Well, what's it a picture of?
I looked at it closely.
Me: Um...a helicopter.
Me: Or maybe a video camera.
Scott: You have a picture of a helicopter or a video camera on your dashboard.
Me: Or it might be a fish. A fish wearing a graduation cap.
Scott: Okay, let's back up. What shape is it?
Me: It's a circle-square.
Scott: A what?
Me: You know, like a circle-ish square.
Scott: No, I don't know.
Me: It's like a blob. Like a blobby square.
Scott: Is it the oil pressure guage?
Me: I dunno. What's that look like?
Bless his heart, he tried to speak to me in my own language.
Scott: Um...like a genie lamp.
Me: No, it's definitely a helicopter.
Luckily I made it home before my car exploded. When I showed the actual light to Scott, he informed me that it was a picture of an "engine block." Whatever that is.
I said to him, though, "Seriously - doesn't it look like a helicopter?"
And he said. "Maybe. But I would have gone with submarine."
Hmm. I can totally see it.