Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Knock Knock Jokes for Preschoolers

I've been trying to teach Ashley some knock-knock jokes, with little to no success.

Take 1:

Ashley: Knock knock!

Me: Who's there?

Ashley: Uhhhhhhh....

Me: :whispering: ... "interrupting cow."

Ashley: Oh! Anernuper...

Me: MOO! Heh heh. Oh wait, I think we did this one backwards.


Take 2:

Ashley: Knock knock!

Me: Who's there?

Ashley: Uhhhhhh.....tank?

Me: Tank who?

Ashley: Bless you!

Me: Well, not quite. Good effort, though.


Take 3:

Ashley: Knock knock!

Me: Who's there?

Ashley: Uhhhh....

Me: :whispering: ... "Ach."

Ashley: Ach!

Me: Ach who?

Ashley: You're welcome!

Me: Criminy.


Take 4:

Ashley: Knock knock!

Me: Who's there?

Ashley: Banana!

Me: Banana who?

Ashley: Banana.....orange.....uhhhh.....cross the road.....chicken!

Me: How about we call it a day.


Watch out, Comedy Store, here we come.

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